Nobody is reading this anyway.
I don’t normally drink pop.
I don’t normally sleep with my best friend’s roommate.
But I did one of those last night and I’m doing the other right now.
I’m going to let you guess which one.
But, shhhhh. Don’t tell.
You can’t imagine the drama that would ensue if anyone ever found out about our indiscretions.
Everyone thinks we hate each other… which we kind of do.
Plus, he has a girlfriend.
But this is the internet, so nobody’s going to find out… right?